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I would rather . . . . .

Posted 03-12-09 at 01:47 AM by meadd823
Gary’s son graduated from warrant officer school a couple of weeks ago. While I know Gary was proud of his son and felt honored to pin his rank on him I was reminded of just how much I dis-liked social expectations of sameness . . .


There are so many things I would rather be doing than dressing to impress and engaging in social NTer etiquette

The following is a partial list of things I find more appealing . .


*Sucking Soda through a broken straw

*Eating grapes with chop sticks

*Sanding wet wood

*Cleaning the cat box blind folded

*Using a fast food drive though with the drivers side window stuck in the closed position

* Going ice fishing nude

*Reading stereo instructions in French {it all looks English to me any way}


*Taking an animal for their yearly vet check up as long as it isn't Ferocious {She bits}


*Eating finger foods with my toes without washing my feet.

* Driving in the rain with crappy windshield wipers

*Wiping my hinny with Newspaper pages

*Watching a re-run of a re-run that is a squeal
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    "Cleaning the cat box blind folded"

    hehehehe
    Posted 03-12-09 at 01:45 PM by RedHairedWitch RedHairedWitch is offline
 
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