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Kifffarces (2) - Kiff and the Plumber, part 1

Posted 08-24-18 at 06:57 AM by Luthien
Updated 08-25-18 at 06:59 AM by Luthien
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The Colossally Macabre Rock Formation Kiff was touring one day, and in a smallish mid-western town they were booked into a particularly crappy hotel.

The bass player, quite to the disgruntlement of the rest, was in a very playful mood and he stomped, giggling maniacally, from room to room on his plateau boots, opening all the taps he could find just to annoy his colleagues.
It turned out that the plumbing was...
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Kifffarces (1) - Kiff in Houston, Texas

Posted 08-24-18 at 03:24 AM by Luthien
Kifffarces: the antics of a Scary Rock Group
Episode 1: Kiff in Houston, Texas

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Kiff, the renowned Macabre Squad, were walking down the street in Houston one day. 
In the houses lining both sides of the southern suburban street, sitting in their rocking chairs on the front porch and traditional blunderbuss on their knees, Houstonian old-timers, on account of their being uninterested in pop music...
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Hendrik the Temporally-challenged Hipster (3)

Posted 08-24-18 at 02:06 AM by Luthien
Updated 08-24-18 at 03:20 AM by Luthien
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"George", Hendrik said from the corner of his mouth, "... I think it's best if you sit down, too."

Without a word, George sat down on a nearby chair, curious what Hendrik was up to. Though he had failed to understand what either party had said, the overall tendency of the conversation was clear enough. Someone was going to get his ears washed, and that someone wasn't Hendrik.
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Hendrik the Temporally-challenged Hipster (2)

Posted 08-24-18 at 02:04 AM by Luthien
Updated 08-25-18 at 06:31 PM by Luthien
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Then the doorbell rang: *Drrriiiinggggg!*

George, over in Funky Town, heard nothing: *Bkkekkkebkkewkka-koowkkakieck ka-bkkebkkebkkoOouwkke-ookoOWkkawkka* "Yihaa!!" *bkkkkkkkkkkkka-www* "Yeah!" *kwOkkawOkkaWOkka-tchakkabOOka-www* "Whoo-hoo!"

*Drrrraaainngggg....!* the doorbell insisted.

"Um. Hendrik?" George informed,...
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Hendrik the Temporally-challenged hipster (1)

Posted 08-24-18 at 02:01 AM by Luthien
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Hendrik was a hipster, though not a very successful one. Other hipsters looked strangely at him whenever he tried to socialise with them in the cool places in town and they would roll their eyes demonstratively behind his back. Hendrik's problem was that he had indeed a marvellous sense of what was hip and cool and hot and swell - but it was simply way too good, so that he was into hip things from just about any period...
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